Dogs don't cry.
Dogs love it when your friends come over.
Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo.
Dogs think you sing great.
A dog's time in the bathroom is just for a quick drink.
Dogs don't expect you to call when you are running late. The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you.
Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.
Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
Dogs are excited by rough play.
Dogs don't mind if you give their offspring away.
Dogs understand that farts are funny.
Dogs love red meat.
Dogs can appreciate excessive body hair.
Anyone can get a good looking dog.
If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it.
Dogs don't shop.
Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor.
A dog's disposition stays the same all month long.
Dogs never need to examine your relationship.
A dog's parents never visit.
Dogs love long car trips.
Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions.
Dogs know that all animals smaller than dogs were made to be hunted.
If a dog gets old and starts to snap at you constantly, you can shoot it.
Dogs like beer.
Dogs don't hate their bodies.
Dogs never buy Kenny G or Michael Bolton albums.
Dogs never put on 100 pounds after reaching adulthood.
Dogs never criticize.
Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
Dogs never expect gifts.
It is legal to keep a dog chained up at your house.
Dogs don't worry about germs.
Dogs don't want to know about every other dog you ever had.
Dogs like to do their snooping outside, not in your wallet, your pockets, or your sock drawer.
Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives.
A dog would rather have you buy them a hamburger dinner than a lobster one.
You never have to wait for a dog. They're ready to go 24 hours a day.
Dogs have no use for flowers, cards, or jewellery.
Dogs don't borrow your shirts.
Dogs never want foot-rubs.
Dogs enjoy heavy petting in public.
Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
Dogs can't talk.
Dogs aren't catty.
Dogs seldom outlive you.
Why
For Men why are dogs better than woman?
he he v good
For Men why are dogs better than woman?
You got all the reasons right there why I live alone.
For Men why are dogs better than woman?
dogs also love to get a bone,,,:)
For Men why are dogs better than woman?
dogs are also cheaper to keep,and more LOYAL
For Men why are dogs better than woman?
i agree with you. but i tend to not like women very much, that is why i date men.
For Men why are dogs better than woman?
Dude that was awesome. Unfortunately, I can't have sex with the dog, dogs can't cook, cannot drive a car, cannot call a doctor, cannot dial 911, don't understands my feelings, they don't live that long. I understand all your points, but I would rather have a woman if she is someone I can live with.
For Men why are dogs better than woman?
I think you are right! I need to print this and show it to my husband. Chuckles!!!!!!!
For Men why are dogs better than woman?
Very good, I'm going to make sure my dog reads it!
For Men why are dogs better than woman?
1. They are entirely sympathetic about your problems at the office
2. They enjoy hearing baout your golf game, hole by hole, shot by shot.
3. They like the same television programs as I do.
4. Food can square away any differences
5. They hardly ever object to anything on moral grounds.
For Men why are dogs better than woman?
This should be mandatory reading for all teenage boys..
For Men why are dogs better than woman?
ANSWER TO THIS YOU FORGOT: THEY ALWAYS WAG THEIR TAIL WHEN YOU COME HOME.
THEY WILL LICK YOU ALL OVER (YOUR FACE)
YOU CAN GET MAD AT THEM AND THEY WILL ALWAYS FORGIVE YOU?
WHEN YOU DIE THEY WILL SIT AT YOUR GRAVE SITE ON GUARD.
For Men why are dogs better than woman?
Totally agree with you. Have a star.
For Men why are dogs better than woman?
Dam -- think I'm gonna take the wife to the dog shelter, for a swap.
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