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Saturday, November 21, 2009

Dogs don't cry

Dogs love it when your friends come over

Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo

Dogs think you sing great

A dog's time in the bathroom is confined to a quick drink

Dogs don't expect you to call when you are running late

The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you

Dogs will forgive you if you are playing with other dogs

Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name

Dogs are excited by rough play

Dogs don't mind if you give their offsprings away

Dogs can appreciate excessive body hair

Anyone can get a good looking dog

If a dog is gorgeous,other dogs don't hate it

Dogs don't shop

Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor

A dog's disposition stays the same all month long

Dogs never need to examine the relationship.

A dogs parents never visit

Dogs love long car trips

Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions

When a dog gets old and starts to snap at you incessantly, you can shoot it

Dogs like beer

Dogs don't hate their bodies

No dog ever put on 100 pounds after reaching adulthood

Dogs never criticize

Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across

Dogs never expect gifts

Dogs don't worry about germs

Dogs don't want to know about every other dog you ever had

Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives

You never have to wait for a dog; they are ready to go 24 hours a day

Dogs have no use for flowers, cards or jewelry

Dogs don't borrow your shirt

Dogs never want foot rubs

Dogs enjoy heavy petting in public

Dogs find you amusing when you are drunk

Dogs can't talk

Dogs seldom outlive you